Traffic Court

To the lady who got ticketed for driving 20 mph over the speed limit: pleading not guilty was a really bad idea. I hope you have the $500 spare lying around, and next time please take responsibility for your actions. Sheesh!

To the officer who was trying to convince the judge that I was an aggressive driver: it would help if you could remember where the accident took place. Also, talking about another driver's blind spot and then attempting to use the fact that said driver did not see someone is poor strategy. So to you I only want to say this: pppppllllltttt!

The universe was smiling on me today. Thank you. I have missed feeling your presence in my life.